Conniving Clown Candidate Conspiracy: Compliant Citizenship and Grabbing Pussy

Dear Readers

October is the month of Horror, Halloween and the apparent reemergence of “clownophobia”; reaching a red nosed peak.....in the media spotlight.

But it is not the things that go bump in the night that keep me up, a fact my sexually-deviant girlfriend will tragically attest to.... instead it is the clowns that are currently running for office that make me quiver in my skivvies.

Firstly let us deal with the "elephant" in the room...The ever so crude, the ever so stupid Mr. Trump yet again fumbles, making us sincerely believe him to be a democratic plant.

The Clinton campaign and her media slaves pulled up a footage of Donald Trump from years ago, verbally incriminating himself to be guilty of sexual assault or, in his words "grab her by the pussy", infuriating the following parties.

Left: Women  Right: This bloke threatened by the virality of Trump's new catchphrase affecting his franchise

In Trump's defense, at the second presidential debate, he did, absolutely....nothing really but try to awkwardly evade the subject over and over by abruptly trying to segway into other topics. However you'd have to be daft to find these chauvinistic comments shocking, coming from a racist, xenophobic sociopath with a suspicious hairline.

Lest you forget, this is Donald Trump we're talking about and his campaign strategy seems to be "alienate all sane people." Someone at his campaign office needs to be "fired". Better yet, don't, he is a lunatic whose nomination questions the sanity of everyone who supports him. The man dressed up in a farmer’s get up at the 2006 Emmys and was at the receiving end of a stunner from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin for Satan’s sake. 

On the other wing however, Hillary at least knows how to politick, which, turns out, is quite a bad thing, because where Donald is a sociopath, here is an insane psychopath who will bring to fruition selfish destructive and mass manipulative agendas without facing any repercussions whatsoever.

Recent proof of this was found in the bulk of emails the former senator "accidently deleted", which have been fervently scrounged up by WikiLeaks and its fearless leader Julian Assange. Assange is currently seeking asylum in the Ecuadorian embassy in London, fearing extradition to Sweden where he faces indictment over an alleged sexual assault crime.

It seems that rape is the theme of the day.Add these two Bills to the mix and you've got yourself a forceful foursome.

Hillary however focuses on another type of rape, one of the "mind coitusing" category, it would seem as one of her "missing" emails sent to John Podesta her campaign chair,belched out of from the dungeon database of WikiLeaks shows the would be first woman president of the USA planning as per usual to manipulate and psychologically pressure the public into accepting her as a viable candidate for office, essentially marginalizing their impact on her.  The email reads "...as I've mentioned, we've all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry" verbatim

And before you say it I know Assange has a vendetta against Mrs. Clinton seemingly after her blasé comment inquiring as to why the state hasn't commissioned a drone strike on the Aussie. But this woman has been enforcing neo-con agendas long before WikiLeaks was even founded.To think otherwise would be nothing but delusional.

So for some reason you are planning on voting, and voting to appoint the first woman president.I urge you to ask yourselves these questions.

Am I about to vote for a candidate that fiercely supported the Iraqi Invasion?

Am I about to vote for a candidate that created false rationale to enforce the war in Libya?

Am I about to vote for a candidate that is in bed with the ménage of George Soros, Rockefeller and Rothschild?

Am I about to vote for a candidate whose foundation takes money from drug lords, terrorists and warmongering governments/agenda seekers?

Am I about to vote for a candidate who despite all these criminal accusations has not been levied a single ramification and about to be the president of this country?
 
Finally ask yourself am I about to vote for a candidate that is going to start World War 3?

I sincerely hope not. For that is not a horror story I would wish upon anyone.

Peace  

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Life Of Controversy

Hello Dear Readers and Welcome To My Life Of  Controversy.

This is a blog I have decided to start this instant ,because I'm spontaneous like that,to address certain controversial issues,topics,subjects,Insert more synonyms to your heart's content; and upon doing so come to conclusions or in this case solutions of sorts to the afore mentioned controversies based on  public opinion,in otherwords the good folk of the World wide web.

Disclaimer

Before moving on a simple disclaimer stating that the solutions aren't personalized advice,any conclusions we come across may or may not work for you as an individual,and may or may not have a negative impact on your life;it all comes down to the situation you are in and other factors that affect your decision and yourself.As the saying goes "to each his own",especially when it comes to decision making. I do hope that makes sense.

Now that that dreary business is taken care of we move on to the fun part, how this is going to work,assuming it does work and people actually read this blog,which if they don't will result in not only the utter failure of this experiment but also making me look like an idiot speaking to myself,but I digress.

THE FUN PART

How is this going to work ?!? Well for now the format is that I'm going to share my two cents with you and you the reader will comment stating For or Against ; and for those diplomatic people well you can share your two cents as well,thereby allowing you to remain happy,stuck in the middle,on the fence,in no man's land.As you can see I am clearly not encouraging any unbiased answers.
THIS IS  NOT A DEMOCRATIC BLOG
IT IS A DICTATORSHIP
HAIL MEIN FUHRER.

I apologise for that outburst;it escalated out of proportion.As you can see I exude controversy.

So Dear Readers I kindly ask you  to join in this experiment, give your opinion ,state your claim stand up or you can sit down I'm not that particular and also tell me how I could improve this blog as the days go on ( I feel like I'm either talking to myself or sending a message into space hoping for some extraterrestrial life form to respond).  

To paraphrase President Jimmy Carter "I'll never tell a lie. I'll never make a misleading statement. I'll never betray the confidence that any of you had in me. And I'll never avoid a controversial issue.If I can't help it that is,I am only human"