Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Conniving Clown Candidate Conspiracy: Compliant Citizenship and Grabbing Pussy

Dear Readers

October is the month of Horror, Halloween and the apparent reemergence of “clownophobia”; reaching a red nosed peak.....in the media spotlight.

But it is not the things that go bump in the night that keep me up, a fact my sexually-deviant girlfriend will tragically attest to.... instead it is the clowns that are currently running for office that make me quiver in my skivvies.

Firstly let us deal with the "elephant" in the room...The ever so crude, the ever so stupid Mr. Trump yet again fumbles, making us sincerely believe him to be a democratic plant.

The Clinton campaign and her media slaves pulled up a footage of Donald Trump from years ago, verbally incriminating himself to be guilty of sexual assault or, in his words "grab her by the pussy", infuriating the following parties.

Left: Women  Right: This bloke threatened by the virality of Trump's new catchphrase affecting his franchise

In Trump's defense, at the second presidential debate, he did, absolutely....nothing really but try to awkwardly evade the subject over and over by abruptly trying to segway into other topics. However you'd have to be daft to find these chauvinistic comments shocking, coming from a racist, xenophobic sociopath with a suspicious hairline.

Lest you forget, this is Donald Trump we're talking about and his campaign strategy seems to be "alienate all sane people." Someone at his campaign office needs to be "fired". Better yet, don't, he is a lunatic whose nomination questions the sanity of everyone who supports him. The man dressed up in a farmer’s get up at the 2006 Emmys and was at the receiving end of a stunner from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin for Satan’s sake. 

On the other wing however, Hillary at least knows how to politick, which, turns out, is quite a bad thing, because where Donald is a sociopath, here is an insane psychopath who will bring to fruition selfish destructive and mass manipulative agendas without facing any repercussions whatsoever.

Recent proof of this was found in
the bulk of emails the former senator "accidently deleted", which have been fervently scrounged up by WikiLeaks and its fearless leader Julian Assange. Assange is currently seeking asylum in the Ecuadorian embassy in London, fearing extradition to Sweden where he faces indictment over an alleged sexual assault crime.

It seems that rape is the theme of the day.Add these two Bills to the mix and you've got yourself a forceful foursome.

Hillary however focuses on another type of rape, one of the "mind coitusing" category, it would seem as one of her "missing" emails sent to John Podesta her campaign chair,belched out of from the dungeon database of WikiLeaks shows the would be first woman president of the USA planning as per usual to manipulate and psychologically pressure the public into accepting her as a viable candidate for office, essentially marginalizing their impact on her.  The email reads "...as I've mentioned, we've all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry" verbatim

And before you say it I know Assange has a vendetta against Mrs. Clinton seemingly after her blasé comment inquiring as to why the state hasn't commissioned a drone strike on the Aussie. But this woman has been enforcing neo-con agendas long before WikiLeaks was even founded.To think otherwise would be nothing but delusional.

So for some reason you are planning on voting, and voting to appoint the first woman president.I urge you to ask yourselves these questions.

Am I about to vote for a candidate that fiercely supported the Iraqi Invasion?
Am I about to vote for a candidate that created false rationale to enforce the war in Libya?
Am I about to vote for a candidate that is in bed with the ménage of George Soros, Rockefeller and Rothschild?
Am I about to vote for a candidate whose foundation takes money from drug lords, terrorists and warmongering governments/agenda seekers?
Am I about to vote for a candidate who despite all these criminal accusations has not been levied a single ramification and about to be the president of this country?
Finally ask yourself am I about to vote for a candidate that is going to start World War 3?

I sincerely hope not. For that is not a horror story I would wish upon anyone.


Image Sources:
Jean-Jacques-François Le Barbier
Getty Images/Micheal Caulfield Archive 

Friday, October 7, 2016

Pentagon,Pottinger Propaganda and Prejudice

Dear Readers 

In a turn of events that would bring a tear of joy and pride to the master manipulator Niccolo Machiavelli himself, it was revealed to us that the Pentagon paid the British PR company, Bell Pottinger Private, $540 million for a propaganda campaign of psychological manipulation to establish to power a US-controlled government in Iraq.

However it is not the machinating itself that is shocking.
What’s shocking is how little the public is talking about this stark and damning evidence of the US government’s guilt instead choosing to chatter about a stupid, annoying pineapple pen song and even worse, the Kardashians. If only the government conspired to kill that obnoxious Asian fellow or some of the “Ashians” instead of the countless innocents, whose lives were lost in the wars, fought under self-created rationale.  I know, I know the song is probably a parody of the mainstream music industry and its obsession with pumping out the garbage they call “songs” with catchy choruses. But we’ll get to that in just a moment. First a bit of background….
Bell Pottinger Private is a UK based marketing firm which specializes in PR which we all know stands for Pretense Retail. They’ve played henchmen to many a seedy person and government, including Britain’s very own “Iron Lady” (an image which they helped create), Margret Thatcher, the Assad regime, the fascist Chilean dictator August Pinochet, who came to power after a CIA involved coup against the democratic leader Salvador Allende, etc. At this point I would make a Faustian reference but that requires these people to be in possession of actual souls to begin with. The latest dealings of Bell Pottinger that have come to light, is the propaganda scheme it ran for, surprise, surprise the US government.

According to a joint research conducted by the Bureau of investigative Journalism and the Sunday times the UK based company hired the free-lance video editor, Martin Wells, to fly to Iraq and shoot and edit covert propaganda videos for what was subtly dubbed the Joint Psychological Operations Task Force (JPOTF), which entailed falsifying news to imitate Arabic broadcasts, promoting “democratic voting” to bolster support for the US-led coalition government, conducting anti-Al-Qaeda campaign and apparently dropping CDs containing propaganda footage of the terrorist group, around in raided Iraqi houses, in an “effort” to track Al-Qaeda sympathizers, the success of which Bell Pottinger itself accepted was not provable.

This Gif  proves you wrong "dear" writer!

In the present where false advertising is admonished, and rightfully so, a revelation such as the psychological brainwashing campaign that forcibly imbued the mentality which would have the world, including the public of Iraq itself, see the US invasion as a savior’s crusade, going without reprimand and repercussion is just outrageously twisted. This is just one propaganda scandal that has been showcased to the public, who knows how many ill-willed psychopaths have benefitted from the mind warping dark magic and sacrificial blood rituals those goons concoct behind the closed doors of their London Headquarters.

Whilst some may stand adamant in that they are impervious to the manipulation of advertising and propaganda, exposure itself is enough to make subtle cues that will leave the message rattling around in your brain like the latest Justin Bieber song. So damn catchy makes me want to jump into cold water and drown. Dammit! The message is getting to me already!

Bieber trying to drown a child in pool water

Campaigns like the current US presidential election voting campaign is a prime example, forcing us to choose between candidates who, most of the populous think, is just the lesser evil compared to the other, just so we are mentally conditioned to think that our vote played a part in the election of the next president when in fact it couldn’t be more inconsequential.
This is something that warrants taking your genitalia out for…as you once did for the Real OG (Overkilled Gorilla) Harambe.